Who would have thought, this girl from Castor,

as BLONDE as she is, would have lasted?

It was a great loss to the castor raiders

when she moved here and became one of us.

in 1981 she started at the bank

who, in this crowd, SHOULD we thank?

58th and MacLeod was her home branch;

she thought of it as, just part of the ranch.

Fresh from the City of Red Deer,

To many people, it was abundantly clear,

A guy named Shorty made her all a-tingle

Why is it then? That she is still single?

To say that blondie is a good dude

helps to explain her constant good mood.

In her company you cannot frown,

She doesn't allow anyone to remain down.

She can also be, very ambidexterous;

for she likes to dance with either of the sexes.

Typical of many a man's curses,

blondie collects, brand new purses.

None that have known her can ever say,

they have ever seen her, have a bad hair day.

Her role in life is beyond us by far;

for she is the keeper of the "official um jar"

as a lover of music she must wait

for country and western she does hate.

on Don Blower's deck in the middle of the nite

she became a wreck, was that a scarry sight!!

but these are the reasons why we proudly cheer,

as we nominate, Brenda Wilson, for "Colleague of the year."