now = new Date
Day = new Array
//Edit the Quotes below
Day[1] = "If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. "
Day[2] = "Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage"
Day[3] = "Consciousness: That annoying time between naps"
Day[4] = "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine!."
Day[5] = "Campers: Natures way of feeding mosquitoes!"
Day[6] = "If we weren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?"
Day[7] = "You can’t have everything, where would you put it?"
Day[8] = "Atheism is a non-prophet organization."
Day[9] = "Work is for people who don’t know how to fish."
Day[10] = "Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else!"
Day[11] = "Gone crazy - back later - leave message"
Day[12] = "You can't take your money to heaven - but you can invest it for eternity."
Day[13] = "A church is like a bank what you put into it causes your interest to grow unknown"
Day[14] = "By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends."
Day[15] = "Hurt people hurt people. Unknown"
Day[16] = "Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege."
Day[17] = "Hardware The parts of a computer system that can be kicked."
Day[18] = "If you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left."
Day[19] = "cafba - Where Being a Brat is A Good Thing!"
Day[20] = "Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color"
Day[21] = "If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"
Day[22] = "I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few."
Day[23] = "I started out with nothing...I still have most of it."
Day[24] = "How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
Day[25] = "If you take viagra and valium,does that mean If you don't get sex you don't give a damn. "
Day[26] = "If the earth is round..how do you find the 4 corners??? "
Day[27] = "OK, so what's the speed of dark?  "
Day[28] = "Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. "
Day[29] = "Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark "
Day[30] = "24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?  "
Day[31] = "No one is listening until you make a mistake. "

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